Wore my New York City Math Team 2007 t-shirt to the supermarket yesterday; the cashier was very impressed that I knew 32 × 32 immediately. In a pleasant detour from how these conversations usually go, he remarked that he needs pencil and paper to work problems like that out. This reminded me of a joke told by my grad school colleague Nick:
A mathematician and a prostitute are at a party. The prostitute asks the mathematician what he does for a living. He replies, “I’m a mathematician; and yourself?” The prostitute responds, “I’m a sex worker.” “Ah,” says the mathematician, “sex. I was never very good at that.”
